Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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