thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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