tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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