but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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