let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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