I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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