woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
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My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
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He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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