Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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