Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
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I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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