i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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