All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
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It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
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It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
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