I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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