I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
We need to rekindle our bromance
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
Randomize
