Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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