if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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