hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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