that's an acceptable place to lick
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
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theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
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He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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