this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
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It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
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He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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