I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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