You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
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he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
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I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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