i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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