We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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