Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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