I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
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