This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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