Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
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