Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
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we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
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I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
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