at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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