Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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