This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
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There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
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Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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