Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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