I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
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her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
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I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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