In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
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Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
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I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
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