I wannas sexs uuuuu
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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