I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
