Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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