Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
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she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
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That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
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Text me some of your sweat
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