If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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