none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
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