She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
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he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
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so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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