I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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