is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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