This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
Randomize