he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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