OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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