I'm really into asian looking animals
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
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Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
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the liver wants what the liver wants
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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