Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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