so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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