I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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