I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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