my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
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i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
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My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
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