i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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