I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Randomize
