I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I came so hard my ears popped.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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