I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Randomize
